From 7.06.2009
Abstract: Maureen Dowd
flies into an incoherent rant and attacks Governor Sarah Palin for stepping
down from her job but offers us no substance as a basis for her journalistic abuse.
Dowd twists every word and theme in the Palin announcement but omits any
reference to the central message about a ‘higher calling.’ The lack of an
explanation about her future has infuriated the sordid left and their
journalistic bowl scrubbers at the Times, Huffington Post and other shin
plasters. Palin has changed her plans and now the frantic left grunt and grab
for a defense against her new but unknown and dangerous intentions. The kind of
journalistic know-how used here is best left in the cuspidors of shabby taverns
of the lower East Side of New York and out of sight.
We
are always entertained by the writings that appear in the NYT —aka
the Walter
Duranty Papers[1]--
as they attempt to ‘form public opinion’ or merely justify the antics of their far left benefactors--their ideological
partners in Congress-- by suggesting new and sweeping changes that ultimately
lead to socialism, inflation, debt and the
loss of our Constitutional
Rights. This has been the mission of
this tome for many decades so we need not bother to search any of their written
works for a trace of any substance that might conflict with their sacred, to
them, mission.
Today,
we are treated to a mega dose of unbridled and unsanitary vengeance heaped upon
the governor of Alaska
We
recognize that ‘the people have a right
to know’ all the sordid details of politicians and that our beloved
newspaper in the city will shower us with such knowledge commingled with bits
of truth as is necessary to make their
point as far as the right is concerned. Nary do we read much about the
miscreants and social failures of the left. Richard Cheney can be dragged
through the literary latrines with his face down but monsters like Ted Kennedy,
John Kerry and Good Time Charlie Rangel get as light a treatment as possible in
the NYT and associated rags.
This
is expected and is all part of the game so we wonder what Sarah Palin has said
that requires her to brace herself for an onslaught from Old Red Lady. There must be some substance, some new dirt
since Maureen
scoured the dumpsters in the little town of Wasilla
Let the unmasking of
Sara Palin begin!!!
“Sarah Palin showed on Friday that in one
respect at least, she is qualified to be president.
Caribou Barbie is one
nutty puppy.”--
Now, Sarah’s Folly By Maureen Dowd
Op-Ed Columnist Published: July
4, 2009 [Emphasis is mine in all quotes unless specifically
indicated as in the original.]
That is almost enough
for me! But, give me the dirt!
“Usually we don’t find that exquisite
battiness in our leaders until they’ve been battered by sordid scandals like
Watergate (Nixon), gnawing problems like Vietnam
Oh,
you left out the Clintons, The Kennedy Klan in all their whiskey-soaked grogginess’.
But, we have to expect a bit of bias before the hammer comes down from on high
in the NYT on Caribou Barbie. Here we may have an example of sectional cryptomisoxeny. [9]
Now,
we read a survey of various prattles and snicks that have described others in
politics, but no mention of direct evidence
against Sarah?? Gee. We did get some third or fourth hand rumors of diagnostics
about ‘narcissistic personality disorder’ that
was attributed to her months ago. Can we rule out Michael Jackson, John Kerry,
Billy the Bimbo Banger Clinton or maybe Pee Wee Herman as having narcissistic personality disorders?
“As Alaskans settled in to enjoy holiday
salmon bakes and the post-solstice thaw, their governor had a solipsistic
meltdown so strange it made Sparky Sanford
Here it is!! We are
waiting!!
“What looked like a secret wedding turned out to be a public
unraveling as the G.O.P. implosion continued: Sarah wanted everyone to know
that she’s not having fun and people are being mean to her and she doesn’t feel
like finishing her first term as governor.”-- Maureen Dowd
Did
she say that?? Gee, I missed that part. Maybe Fox News edited that out for
clarity.
“Palin’s speech is classic casuistry.[10]”-- Maureen Dowd
On
the off chance that Maureen knew what this word meant before
feverously ransacking her thesaurus, we can wonder just what part of her speech
produces this conclusion. Maybe this essay is confined to many things that Palin did not say.
Upon announcing her
stepping down from the very popular governorship of her state we find this
transliteration:
“Why “milk it,” as she put it[11], when you
can quit it? “Only dead fish go with the flow,” she said, while cold fish can
blow out of town.”-- Maureen Dowd transliterates Sarah
Palin.
“The maverick must run free when greener pastures beckon.
The musher must jump out of the dogsled when warmer climes call. As Palin’s
spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton, says, “The world is literally her oyster.”-- Maureen Dowd mangles
the message of Sarah Palin.
We
haven’t seen this much excitement in a commentator since something slithered up
Chris Matthew’s
leg [12]
as he mind-melded with something lurking in the mists[13]
while watching Obama give his Philadelphia
Speech sticking up for the rabid racist Jeremiah Wright. She is on a wild rant;
we wonder why. Matthews, much like Dowd, must have hit his orgasmic perigee; the only
oyster Chris has left is to follow Dan Rather to Ratherdom.
“But just remember, beloved Alaska
The interesting observation about
this unsystematic dart toss is that it has no basis in truth. It seems that
every comment has been twisted in some toxic fit of fringe journalism based on
Freud or what many thing Freud should have said.[14] It is a sour screed and is appropriately equivalent to spitting
onto the crowd from some 5th floor balcony. There is no substance or
analysis here, but there is a wholly artificial and cynical slant on the future
designs of this potential national political candidate. The central message
from Sarah was about her as yet undefined ‘higher calling,’ which nobody can decipher as yet.[15] Sarah has something in mind and media hacklettes like Katie Couric and now The Old Red Lady are attacking people in full passion and abhorrence. They must
fear Sarah very much because if she was a minor player she wouldn’t make
page 18 of what is left of the Old
Gray Lady. Katie needs to wash her hair and Maureen needs to have somebody wash her mind. These two look like they
are heading down Dan Rather’s pathway to oblivion. Maybe their jobs are in
jeopardy. Dan’s is finished because of his sleaze. [16]
rycK [a 5th generation Californian
in exile]
Comments
to: ryckki@gmail.com
[1] In honor of that celebrated Communist
stooge and liar and winner of the Pulitzer Prize for the NYT . The color RED is used in my essays in honor of Walter Duranty,
a saint, if there could be one, in the Marxist Archives of Honor.
[3] The Old Red Lady works
her stylus on the shady side of the caves after being dipped in warm Henna
and paints the picture of Bush Administration failure upon the right with every
jab. Sausage machines are cyclical like
this. Maureen
Dowd: The Old Red Lady Essays Us on Psychology Wednesday, December 05, 2007 1:13 PM
[4] The Old Red Lady of the Old Gray
Lady Howls about Wall Street and Fat Cats
[5] The New York Times, or what is left of it.
[6] The Old Red Lady
of the Old Gray Mumbles Incoherently and
Says[Almost] Nothing Today.
[8] rycK's Bio: Achieving Prosperity In
Spite of the Left Posted by rycK on Tuesday, June 12, 2007 9:06:28 . http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2007/06/12/rycks_bio_achieving_prosperity_in_spite_of_the_left.thtml
[9] Cryptomisoxeny Explained by Theory and Examples.
[10] casuistry n. , pl. -ries . Specious or excessively subtle reasoning
intended to rationalize or mislead. http://www.answers.com/topic/casuistry
[11] as she put it
[12] “… have
to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the
feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this
thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often. No,
seriously. It’s a dramatic event. He speaks about America
[13] or, at least beyond our imagination
“Without a
team of Machiavellian neocons to pull her strings, The Vanilla Guerrilla from
Wasilla is a marionette without a master, making a bold, maverick move and
stiffing her constituents, sparing them the expense of having an elected leader
and demonstrating the efficacy of smaller government.”
[16] DAN RATHER, CBS NEWS ANCHOR: I know that this story is true. I
believe that the witnesses and the documents are authentic. We wouldn't have
gone to air if they would not have been. There isn't going to be -- there's no
-- what you're saying apology?
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