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Thursday, October 25, 2012

A Nightmare about A Liberal Nightmare





6/6/07
As I grew sleepy and weary from enjoying the fruits of capitalism, some thoughts seemed to drift up from the outer reaches of consciousness and capture my attention:
I was thinking: Sometime, we need to step back from the fumes and froth generated by the media and take stock of our relative positions in the galaxy. Apparently, we are mandated by some cosmic force to accept farcical propaganda at the slightest suggestion by someone who is an expert in media transactions and strongly influence the modulation of public sentiment. Of course, the old journalism standards are now so much intellectual cat litter since Edward R. Murrow [1]and his pro Marxist propaganda rants, but some still insist that there are sincere and dedicated public servants serving us up an unbiased account of the news and current public views. 

We are apparently expected to gaze upon the hallowed countenance of Walter Duranty, Pulitzer Prize Winner in the Absolute Lies Category, as it glares down upon us from the lobby of the New York Times wall in defiant glory. Red Walter, who prostrated himself to the outer frontiers of leftist-inspired journalism with a frank and determined disdain for any semblance of truth, honesty, or history and gleefully embraced progressive journalism so as to provide a suitable propaganda shield to hide the Russian atrocities where millions died opposing Marxism and other follies. Modern journalism is now based on the lofty notion that the correct political view requires a theatrical performance featuring a process of retrograde concubinage, revisionism, meat house style redactions, and meticulous sorting of facts that are to be assembled in retrograde fashion to support the political truth. While the details must be trimmed or trampled upon to suit The Times and the intellectual light of reason and honesty dimmed or extinguished as necessary.

Then, from out of nowhere, a message from the ethereal ethers (or my monitor screen) invaded my beta waves:

We have recently been alerted by a clarion call from Bernard Shaw [2] who has identified, if not only by the leading ratings, a news service that has failed to bow and grovel before the ordained News and Truth Oracles of the New York Times. The gross and insolent effrontery of Fox News toward the approved political themes so dear to the leftists is hailed as journalistic holocaust of Cambodian proportions.

A sampling of how modern TV journalism out to be from CNN’s former anchor Mr. Bernard Shaw:

What Fox does, he said, is "commentary, personal analysis."
No!

Calling himself "very straitlaced [and] very old-fashioned," Shaw said: "When anchors are reporting the news, they should report the news and allow the viewers at home to decide what they think about issues.

"I don't want to hear an anchor's personal opinion about anything. Just report the news.


Oh no!! I have been the victim of personal opinions!! Oh, woe is me! Repenting in light of this stern lecture on my manifold deficiencies, and while hurriedly perusing the media archives seeking more samples of instant liberal nirvana and daydreaming of new ways to emulate a compliant liberal so as to attain some modicum of enlightenment that might charm a Clinton or a Kennedy, I was suddenly reminded of the Strange Case of Dan Rather[3]. In slobbering denial of any potential inconsistency in the esteemed view of Mr. Shaw, I was thrown into a conundrum as how to reconcile Dan’s suspected fabrication [by Fox News!!!] of the news in the Bush case. Off to the keyboard for research!

I also learned that the illness is spreading:

"But CNN continues to ape many of the on-air mannerisms of the Fox News Network, and I don't like that," he said.

I don’t watch CNN, unless Lou Dobbs is on. I must confess. Is he an anchor??
By pure chance, I stumbled across this snippet from a renowned Anchor who would not tolerate the Fox Disease or proffer lies or spin the truth!!:

“DAN RATHER, CBS NEWS ANCHOR: I know that this story is true. I believe that the witnesses and the documents are authentic. We wouldn't have gone to air if they would not have been. There isn't going to be -- there's no -- what you're saying apology? [4]
See there!! The truth is known.

Then I wondered: Is there any conflict here between the venerated Mr. Shaw and his flat journalistic assertions that he doesn’t like to hear “…anchor's personal opinion? And the need to avoid “commentary, [and] personal analysis?" I was suddenly unable to resolve this error. I was frantic. 

The search continued:

From the San Francisco we read:[5]

When Rather released a statement Monday saying, "Please know that nothing is more important to us than people's trust in our ability and our commitment to report fairly and truthfully," it had the whiff of the old parental chestnut, "Do as I say, not as I do."-- Tim Goodman, SFgate.com

This article then continues on with a mandatory attack on Fox News, whom, to my knowledge, did not exactly set up Dan with phony papers although I am beginning to suspect that such nefarious activity might rate leftist rave reviews and at least a few bravoes. Perhaps Dan can be vindicated by exposing some alleged irregularities on the part of Fox! A way out!
Why is Fox News always at fault here? A conspiracy!

"Ratings for 'CBS Evening News With Dan Rather' fell by 10 percent last week compared to a year ago, a drop that network sources privately attributed to the steady erosion of news viewers rather than the controversy surrounding CBS' decision to air dubious documents attacking President Bush's National Guard service," the Chicago Tribune reported today.[6]
Oh?!

We all know that modern leftist journalism did not cause this!! Nothing is more important that “…people's trust in our ability.” It must be the fault of Fox News.

Accidentally, I flash-backed a fed decades in a frantic search for a suitable retort, which turned out to be a buried and festering comment from Walter Conkrite from some hours or days after the Tet Offensive in Viet Nam where he seems to declare that:
we lost the war.’-- Walter Conkrite 1968. Heard on the radio in the South China Sea.
Strange, when this oracle was delivered, ex cathedra, from the lofty Anchor Position of CBS, I had just disengaged from a furious battle off the Viet Nam coast and had watched our gun ships liquidate thousands of Viet Cong. We lost?? Nobody told me! The VC were annihilated and never appeared at a press conference again.

I now suspected subterfuge and reexamined the Bernard Shaw comments with some alacrity.
I suddenly realized as I recovered from the frightening dream that Bernard Shaw was not exactly offering us some objective criticism of breaches of proper journalism and alerting us to the evils of Fox News, I was just temporarily unduly influenced by a sour, old liberal parasite, cast in the haughty, elitist Conkrite Mold, who would say or do anything to advance the tenets of sloth, sodomy, liberalism and Tax Maggotry.[7]

That was a close call!!

Relieved, I started to serenely drift back into slumber land, but as I did, the evolution of my second poem [8]seemed to spontaneously pull together in my mind:

Rather than Rather I would first peruse Baloney or Blather.

Later………


[1] http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=87
[2] http://www.suntimes.com/business/feder/413792,CST-FIN-feder05.article
[3] http://tabletalk.salon.com/webx?13@142.gUQnaZZn2EC.7@.773a361c/3162
[4] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rathergate
[5] http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2004/09/21/MNGET8SAB01.DTL
[8] p://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/e1c160e7-82da-4737-a4a5-e69a4124657e on Vinegar John Kerry the Flip Flop Man.

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