The Princeling of Wails has Started the Dooms Day Clock: 99 Months to Go to Doom.

Originally published 3.12.2009 We are counting down the 99 months since this revelation.

We all live in a strange world full of hobgoblins, strange viruses, perverse leaders who would be kings or queens ( in one sense or another) and then there is the Princeling of Wails.[1] Chucky is the end result of 300 years of random inbreeding behind the moldy old castle walls of Merry Olde England. In previous incoherent rants that produced little else than a fleeting  refreshment in the form of spittle droplets for the circulating gnats,  the Princeling of Wails has, again,  insulted his own intelligence with his pronouncement of Doom over not only  deforestation and other follies  but now  he spends  his few lingering neurons to hype and celebrate a more advanced EcoNazism.[2][3] The END is near! When we notice that Sharia Law [4]is rapidly weeding out the unbelievers in England we can wonder if this is not a change for the good until we check our balance of payments and see if Chucky and his Socialist Dolts owe us money. The Romans had no luck with these sodden clowns so why not let the Islamo-Fascisti give it the old try? The Islamo-Fascisti might have a chance with the Princeling.

The latest episode in the Adventures of Prince Charles is to set the Doom Clock, in months mind you, to 99 and then bawl.  Let us sob and wring our hands and grovel in the shadow of his majesty:

“"We are facing a series of challenges so immense that we can, perhaps, be forgiven for feeling they are all too forbidding to confront."”[5]-- Global warming has reached a 'defining moment,' Prince Charles warns. 12 Mar 2009. [Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]

He overcame one hurdle when he dumped Princess Dianna for the frumpy Duchess of Cornwall. That took courage of a sort.

"The best projections tell us that we have less than 100 months to alter our behaviour before we risk catastrophic climate change."-- Prince Charles.

Whose projection is he looking at? The Princess was on record as saying he had little to project. Her Captain of Guards had more.  Of course, we could inquire just what evidence he has to bank the clock with such feverish emotions, but we are left with nothing but the ‘predictions’ of the ‘experts.’ How did he narrow this down to a single month? Did he read Nostradamus? Did he strip and howl at the moon or talk to al gore and his Neo-Marxist droolers.

It seems there are 600 “self-professed climate skeptics,” actually 601 [+21,000 more] counting me[6] in the cue, who are suspicious about this.[7] Is al gore our new Lysenko?[8] Has he been smoking weed again? Is the UN in need of more alms?[9] Some of us have offered solutions to this problem in the past, but we seem to go unnoticed. [10] Did anybody tell Ted Kennedy about this?[11] Can we have a ‘consensus’ with about 25,000 dissenting scientists? Yes, if we count insects, lunatics, welfare recipients and employees of the United Nations on their side.

Apparently, some ‘consensus’ was reached in this matter and the clock is now running. I for one will start driving my SUV day and night and eating a lot of red meat if I have only 99 months left.  Then, we have the matter of who to leave our loot to if the world ends soon. Do I have to pay taxes the last two or three years of this 99 month span? Can the IRS come back from the dead to tax my body?

Lastly, I wonder just what the U.K. can do at this late hour to avert disaster. They might shut down the tubes in London or hoist all the ships upon the land and quench their boilers or stop heating their food. They could recycle food as I recommend for California in the references below. But, what of China and India who, for now, seem to be ignoring this disaster. They represent half the known world and do they have some obligation to grovel before The Clock and shut down their industries? Where is the USSR on all of this? Can Putin stop making caviar and quit pumping oil and mining gold to help save us?

Maybe the best is to shut down the BBC and start drinking more beer as they did during the Blitz in 1940.  The party atmosphere apparently saved them from the Luftwaffe and maybe a little sherry and song can push back the clock a few months until we get the Chinese to buy into this and shut down their nasty coal-fired electric plants.  That would be a 'defining moment.’

Such crap.

rycK

Comments: ryckki@gmail.com

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[1] Flop Ears the EcoNazi Prophet of Doom Raises the Spectre of Disaster from GM Food Production

http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/08/14/flop_ears_the_econazi_prophet_of_doom_raises_the_spectre_of_disaster_from_gm_food_production.thtml

[2] 300 Years of British Inbreeding Brings us Flop Ears the EcoNazi Prophet of Doom

http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/05/19/300_years_of_british_inbreeding_brings_us_flop_ears_the_econazi_prophet_of_doom.thtml

[3] Obama, Communists, Tyre Pressures , Oil Non-Drilling  and Other Follieshttp://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/08/07/obama,_communists,_tyre_pressures_,_oil_non-drilling_and_other_follies.thtml

The EcoNazis and Reality: Klaus Offers to Debate Al Gore.

http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/05/29/the_econazis_and_reality_klaus_offers_to_debate_al_gore.thtml

21,000 Scientists Refute the Phony Global Warming Follies as The Biggest Attempt to Tax The World Has Even Seen.

Monday, January 28, 2008 10:46 AM

http://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/c9173a36-97a1-4108-9e7d-cdaa38b28cbf

[4] Sharia law row: Archbishop is in shock as he faces demands to quit and criticism from Lord Carey

Last updated at 22:52pm on 09.02.08. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23436203-details/Adoption+of+Islamic+Sharia+law+in+Britain+is+'unavoidable',+says+Archbishop+of+Canterbury/article.do

[5] Global warming has reached a 'defining moment,' Prince Charles warns

The Prince of Wales has warned that nations are "at a defining moment in the world's history" over climate change. By Andrew Alderson in Rio de Janeiro

Last Updated: 6:04PM GMT 12 Mar 2009. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/4980347/Global-warming-has-reached-a-defining-moment-Prince-Charles-warns.html

[6] 21,000 Scientists Refute the Phony Global Warming Follies as The Biggest Attempt to Tax The World Has Even Seen.

Monday, January 28, 2008 10:46 AM

http://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/c9173a36-97a1-4108-9e7d-cdaa38b28cbf

[7] Skeptics Dispute Climate Worries and Each Other http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/09/science/earth/09climate.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

[8] Quack Science, Global Warming and the Wild Flight from Reason: Is Al Gore our New Lysenko?

Friday, December 21, 2007 12:04 PM

http://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/7063dcde-b734-46bb-afa7-e2dbc26930fa

[9] The Biggest Phony Tax Gouge in the history of the Universe: The Clintons and the UN Needs Your Money.  Thursday, January 31, 2008 12:21 PM

http://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/a63bc831-efec-4cb7-ba1b-32198a650dab

[10] An Open Letter about the Final Solution to Global Warming and How to Save California from Burning.  Sunday, February 10, 2008 11:46 AM

http://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/c779aad4-14b7-4ba9-a414-43e5c8cde7c8

“Specific Suggestions for Californians:

[1] Recycle food. Microwave your wastes and donate to a friend. Form sharing groups and pass specimens around for variety. Together, you can save the planet. Eat weeds and brush as they are low in cholesterol.

[2] Stop shooting heroin, learn how to chew raw opium, hashish and peyote and thusly save the needles and associated costs and cut down on carbon dioxide emissions. No smoking marijuana. Try poking it.

[3] Stop wearing a lot of clothes. Loin cloths, group sex and huddling are more effective. Stop wearing shoes and minimize toxic gases from grazing cows. Participate in more San Francisco bath house adventures where clothes are not necessary. Massage parlors provide heat sources using ecological friendly methods and are a great place to trade political news items.

[4] Stop growing wine in California. The drains are fine for refreshment. Put buckets and bottles on your roofs.

[5] Stop taking showers. [You couldn’t’ tell in many parts of Oakland anyway]. Soap will not be needed.

[6] Cars must be banned.  No electricity No TV. No computers or lights. Use the roads to dry grass, cacti and weeds to conserve. Use moonlight for nighttime adventures and political rallies that celebrate the cooling of the earth.

[7] Instead of newspapers and phones use drums and sign language.

[8] Set the marginal tax rate to 110% and confiscate all the wealth so everybody can enjoy true equality.

[9] Vote for Al Gore and Hillary Clinton daily. The ballot need only have these two names on it for centuries.

If only half the Californians would adopt these simple measures, we could lower the average temperature in the Golden State by at least 0.0003 deg F in the next few decades!!”

[11] The Undocumented Workers cross over the Frontier while a Host of Parasites and our own Whiskey-Soaked Mariachi Sings Songs and Panders for their Votes.

Posted by rycK on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 4:55:01 PM

http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/03/12/the_undocumented_workers_cross_over_the_frontier_while_a_host_of_parasites_and_our_own_whiskey-soaked_mariachi_sings_songs_and_panders_for_their__votes.thtml