Revised
and Originally published 5.08.2009
Abstract: Maureen Dowd acts
as if she has inside information on what North Korea Asia .
Bill Clinton deals in bribes, ideological racism and raw sex—none of which
might interest Kim in either his present condition or his past. Dowd blows
bubbles into the wind this time.
We
are always entertained by the scribblings that appear like truck-stop restroom
hieroglyphics in the NYT —aka the Walter Duranty
Papers[1]--
as they attempt to ‘form public opinion.’ Or, as they heap the pyres with
synthetic praise for the antics of their far left benefactors--their ideological
partners in Congress—by endorsing new and sweeping changes that ultimately lead
to socialism, inflation, debt and the loss of our Constitutional Rights. In a previous screed[2]
she savagely
bit into the image of Sarah Palin and demonstrated how much venom she can
extrude in one episode on her keyboard. She mellows today.
But,
today, we are treated to an unusual
critical analysis of the magical works of Bill Clinton and his little
stage puppet in North Korea by the Old Red Lady[3][4][5] of the Old Gray Lady[6]
[Dah Dowdy
Dowd]. [7]
Aside: [Does Maureen cook her hair
in the microwave??[8]
Where does that color come from? As a chemist, I know that some chemicals that color
can eat through glass, flesh and concrete. [9]
Oh well, some mysteries of the universe are too frightening to understand in
detail.]
Dowd is no fan of Slick
Willie as she was one of the first of the far left to dump on him in his first
term. She called Hillary “Godzilla” and
Obama was “Obambi.”[10]
Maureen
has certain journalistic freedoms that are unusual and praiseworthy in the
halls of the New
York Times. Unlike others who whose intellectual sandals are mired
in congealed leftist drool, or other bodily emissions, she stands above and
apart from pedestrian-grade chum-chuckers
like Frank-the
Crank[11][12]
or the protosimian racist Herbert[13]or
even the Babbling
Brooks, an imaginary token of the right. [14]
Today she exercises her wide literary freedom and resumes her legendary attack
on Clintoonery.[15]
Launching off with spite
and venom:
“When I look at the incorrigible Kim Jong-il,
an insult hurled by the incomparable Billy Wilder comes to mind… Wilder
announced: “That man should go hang himself from a bonsai tree.”
The diminutive North
Korean leader has been known to use lifts in his shoes. This time, he demanded
some special stature in the form of a diplomatic cameo by our top diplomat’s husband.”[16]--Let the Big Dog Run By
Maureen Dowd Op-Ed Columnist Published: August 4, 2009 [Emphasis is mine in
all quotes unless specifically indicated as in the original.]
Some in her camp would automatically
praise Kim as they did Pol Pot and Fidel Castro, but times change.
“The price set by Kim for releasing the two
captured American journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, was a few hours basking
in the presence of the ex-president who most wanted to visit North Korea August 4, 2009
Really?
With
some literary license our Old Red Lady seems to be in receipt of information
unavailable to the rest of us. Billy had time for several North
Korean-instigated sexual escapades in the weeks of preparation time before this
circus performance and we can only guess that he has more favors coming from
the hapless Kim. But, maybe Maureen has a spy inside Bill’s group of groupies.
“It was a moment unique in the annals[sic[17]]
of diplomacy. Bill was being hailed as a dazzling statesman [sans cigar this time we think ed] who might have changed the stormy weather
between the U.S. and North Korea, just as Hillary was beginning an 11-day trip
to Africa designed to highlight the subjects she most cares about: do-gooder
development and women’s issues.”-- By Maureen Dowd August 4, 2009
Is
Kim that frantic? Billy has been bought for very little such as a small sack of
soiled bills at Tea Time in the White House. We can only wonder what Kim has
offered him.
Spite:
“It’s fun to speculate whether Bill and Kim
discussed the exchange
of insults with Hillary. (North Korea August 4, 2009
Well, give us your
speculations! You usually do. Oh! Next paragraph.
“Bill Clinton will
bring back valuable information
[??]
about
Kim’s mental and physical health. If we’d had that sort of information about
the snubbed Saddam, we would have known that he was in his own spiral
of doom, trying to bluff his neighbors,
with no need for our shock and awe.
Hillary and President Obama look bigger when
they share the stage with other talented players. And Barack and Bill may have
finally started to put South Carolina August 4, 2009
This
hokum sticks to the very walls and prompts us to wonder how this will turn out.
The invasion of Kuwait Iran
The
oblique comment about “South Carolina NYT . The notion that Bill can be compensated for
his wife’s presidential campaign loss and personal loss of $11 million dollars
and the waste of $250,000,000 dollars of loyal leftist contributions with some
photos with the fragile Kim is a joke.
The notion that Obama can forget the overt racism Bill displayed for
this gesture in South Carolina
Kim is too smart to just give up two wandering fruit loops who stooge for Al Gore[19] for just a
mere photo-op and some
kimchi at a dinner with Billy. He will get much
more for this little intermezzo or we have to lower our expectations of Kim. We
can only wonder what it will be but the Obama Reverence for Marxism has to be
considered.
And a final
question here: Who is the Big Dog in this piece? Kim or Clinton??
rycK [a 5th generation Californian
in exile]
Comments
to: ryckki@gmail.com
[1] In honor of that celebrated Communist
stooge and liar and winner of the Pulitzer Prize for the NYT . The color RED is used in my essays in honor of Walter Duranty,
a saint, if there could be one, in the Marxist Archives of Honor.
[2] The Old Red Lady of the Old Gray Lady
Howls at the Moon. Palin has Rattled Her Cage Door.
[4] The Old Red Lady works
her stylus on the shady side of the caves after being dipped in warm Henna
and paints the picture of Bush Administration failure upon the right with every
jab. Sausage machines are cyclical like
this. Maureen
Dowd: The Old Red Lady Essays Us on Psychology Wednesday, December 05, 2007 1:13 PM
[5] The Old Red Lady of the Old Gray
Lady Howls about Wall Street and Fat Cats
[6] The New York Times, or what is left of it.
[7] The Old Red Lady
of the Old Gray Mumbles Incoherently and
Says[Almost] Nothing Today.
[9] rycK's Bio: Achieving Prosperity In
Spite of the Left Posted by rycK on Tuesday, June 12, 2007 9:06:28 . http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2007/06/12/rycks_bio_achieving_prosperity_in_spite_of_the_left.thtml
[11] Frank The Crank of the NYT Glubbers and Toots over Obama.http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/06/08/frank_the_crank_of_the_nyt_glubbers_and_toots_over_obama.thtml
[12] Frank the Crank [Rich] Dumps on
Clintoonery to Save Racism http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2008/05/11/frank_the_crank_[rich]_dumps_on_clintoonery_to_save_racism.thtml
[13] Justifiable Anger and Racist Police Actions Duly Explained by the NYT http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/2009/08/01/justifiable_anger_and_racist_police_actions_duly_explained_by_the_nyt.thtml
[14] The Babbling Brooks of the NYT Babbles
about the Suicide March of Liberalism
[15] The End of Clintoonery.
[Or is it??]
The
Old Red Lady is Wilting over Clintoonery and Waffles. Just Go!!!
[16] Let the Big Dog Run By
Maureen Dowd Op-Ed Columnist Published: August 4, 2009 http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/05/opinion/05dowd.html?_r=1
[17] Anals
would be more appropriate here.
[18] The Rise of Fascism and
the Demise of North Korea Iran Sudan
[19] The EcoNazis and
Reality: Klaus Offers to Debate Al Gore.
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